Birthday Girl!

Britney turns 26 today whether she realizes it or not!

I love reading up on birthday profile astrology, so I went ahead and looked up Britney's birthday on the website astrology.com.au. This is what I found:

You love people by expressing your emotions and may be somewhat moody, but nevertheless are endearing to others. You have a desire to be liked by one and all but be careful not to sell out for the sake of others approval. Many good musicians authors and artists are born on this day and so you too may be endowed with a sense of the aesthetic and artistic. You exhibit high imagination, idealism and are no doubt a dreamer who likes to fantasise.

You are tolerant and forgiving, always ready to overlook mistakes and give others a second chance. You expect the best from people and draw it out of them, and you enjoy making others comfortable and happy. Because of your emotional generosity, your life is rich with friends, and often financial blessings as well.

You have a buoyant, cheerful disposition and reach out to others in a warm, open, friendly way. Your emotional generosity and lack of pettiness is well known among your circle of friends, and people often seek you out for help, sympathy, or advice. You are always willing to overlook others' faults, and you sometimes overdo your charitableness.

You are easygoing, agreeable, and tolerant, willing to overlook others' mistakes, forget the past, and begin again on a positive note. You enjoy making others comfortable and happy, and sometimes overdo your generosity. You often feel that "everything will turn out all right no matter what I do", and so become lazy and lackadaisical.

Now you can't really deny that this doesn't fit her to the t. On to something with this astrology business, next I head over to Joylight.com to see what the year has in store for Brit. Joylight says "Happy go lucky Sagittarius, you must now pay attention to the details of your career. You can no longer live off the resources of past efforts".

Well I hope that Brit listens. I admit, I am on Team Britney. I don't know how she wormed her way into my heart*, and as much schadenfreude as I derive from her antics, I really do want her to get her act together. Literally, I want more hot britney parading around onstage with an albino cobra wrapped around her. So Britney, it's your birthday. Get it together! Pull on a new wig and some panties, pick yourself up from the bootstraps and pay attention!

* well, I guess her birthday profile explains it- she can't help it but to be endearing, expressive, and buoyant.